Monday, August 6, 2012

Judo & Ganja Don't Mix...

Why is American Judo fighter, Nick Delpopolo eating ganja brownies before the Olympics?  Nick Delpoplo was in London representing The United States preparing literally to kick some ass.  The 23 year old from Westfield, NJ failed a drug test and then took the high road and said that he had unintentionally ate something before the games that had been baked with weed.  Are you kidding me!  You're 23. You fucked up.  Own it.  You don't eat pot brownies by mistake, Nick.  

Listen, I don't think marijuana should be illegal.  But Nick, you're going to the Olympics, wait till you get back home, smoke yourself silly and nosh on ganja brownies all day.  You blew it!  All the training, all the hard work for nothing.  

What's sad is that Nick truly is the perfect representative for this country.  Most 23 year olds are eating pot brownies and most 23 year olds would fail a drug test.  

What I don't get is, why would the Olympic committee reprimand him?  They should let him fight.  I don't know about you but back in the day when I ate pot brownies, the last thing I felt like doing was spin kicks and karate chops.  Who the hell can win a judo match high?  

The crazy thing about weed is that it stays in your system between 4-6 weeks.  That was Nick Delpopolo's problem.  Nick, you're going to The Olympics, get your ass to GNC, get the cleanse and get that weed out of your system like every American does.  GNC has gotten more people jobs then Access Staffing.  
Nick, where was your sense' (coach).  His job is to have you beat drug tests.  

Nick, you've dishonored yourself, your sense' and your country.  But, you kept it real and I respect that.  You just got caught.  Nick, you should eat another batch of pot brownies and kick your own ass.

-But In a week nobody will remember Nick Delpopolo so who cares!  

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