Ladies, What Makes Your Man?
Ladies, what does it for 'ya? What makes you swoon? What makes you say "I want him!" What makes your man?
Who are men? What are men?. These are not easy questions to answer. Of course, every man is different. Men like beer, sports and sex. That's the stereotypical American Male. But that stereotype is bullshit.
Unlike woman, men get to the point. Their stories have a beginning, middle and end in 2 minutes. Very few details are given. The use of adjectives are limited. A woman's story is a miniseries. They come in installments. You can buy the story on DVD when it's over. But, men love woman. Everybody loves woman. Gay men, lesbians and transsexuals love woman. But how woman choose men is interesting. They have a prototype in their head. They keep record. Pros and cons. Does the bad outweigh the good? Where do they make the exceptions. Ladies, What makes your man? Woman choose from a list of 12 categories that encompass the man they are looking for. These 12 categories support the foundation of the female selection process. And believe me guys, the ladies are taking notes and seeing what works for them.
Ladies, What Makes Your Man:
The 12 Categories That Decide If A Woman Is Interested In You.
1) Money
2) Job
3) Religion
4) Personality
5) close w/Family
6) Culture/Pop Culture
7) Apartment
8) Style
9) Travel
10) Sports Teams
11) His friends
12) Pets
Each Categories Value To Woman:
1) Money- The diner. The Poconos. The movies and a 1 karat diamond ring.
Or
Stanton Social, Antigua, Broadway and a ring from Tiffany's. The choice is yours.
2) Job- Ladies like to tell their girlfriends that their husband or boyfriend makes more $ then theirs. Fact.
3) Religion- The kid needs to know if he's gonna be Bar Mitzvhad or baptized.
4) Personality- Will I be laughing and smiling or crying and whining?
5) Close With Family- Will I refer to his mother as mom?
6) Culture/Pop Culture- Will you be watching the bachelor together?
7) Apartment- Interior designer or shit from Ikea?
8) Style- Is my boyfriend a shlub or are we shopping together and picking out shirts at J. Crew.
9) Travel- Does he want to go to the louvre or the bar across street?
10) Sports Team- Helps to be on the same page. Especially if you're a Jet or Met fan.
11) His Friends- Is he surrounded by assholes or are they at least respectful and cordial.
12) Pets- "I hate his fucking dog!" He smells like shit. Do I have to walk him. Fuck!
Ladies, we know you consider these categories. But don't be deceived. Sometimes priorities change, your men change, and what you consider important loses its value. Sometimes things that didn't matter become important. 5 years ago I could care less if a girl could cook. Today, I would love a girl who's good in the kitchen. Ladies, be careful for what you wish for, you might get it. But wish for the right things. If you're just looking for a guy with money. I hate to break it to you, it's probably not gonna work. A good relationship is based on trust and companionship. Enjoy your man's company and love him for who he ain't as much as who he is. You'll thank me later.
Ladies, what makes your man? I don't fucking know because Scott Don't Care...
